Christmas songs for those who hate Christmas.
For those of us who dread the jingle bells and forced cheer of the holiday season, there are plenty of Christmas songs out there that capture the Scroogey spirit. Here are some options for your anti-Christmas playlist:
Classic Anti-Christmas Anthems:
- "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" by Blink-182: A punk rock anthem for anyone who'd rather be anywhere else than at a family Christmas gathering.
- "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)" by The Ramones: Another punk Christmas tune about wanting peace and quiet instead of holiday drama.
- "Run-D.M.C. Christmas in Hollis" by Run-D.M.C.: This classic hip-hop track captures the commercialism and materialism often associated with Christmas.
- "No Xmas for John Quays" by The Fall: A dark and cynical song about the isolation and despair of the holidays.
- "That Was the Worst Christmas Ever!" by Sufjan Stevens: A melancholic song about a Christmas that doesn't live up to expectations.
- "If We Make It Through December" by Phoebe Bridgers: A haunting and introspective song about the challenges of the holiday season.
- "Christmas Will Be Just Another Day" by Brenda Lee: A country ballad about the loneliness and longing for something more during Christmas.
- "All Time Low - Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass!" A punk rock track that expresses frustration and anger towards the holiday season.
Songs for the Alternative Christmas:
- "River" by Joni Mitchell: A beautiful and bittersweet song about a winter spent alone.
- "Silent Night" by The xx: A haunting and ethereal version of the traditional Christmas carol.
- "Christmastime Is Here" by Vince Guaraldi Trio: A jazzy and instrumental track that evokes a sense of cool nostalgia.
- "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" by John Lennon & Yoko Ono: A hopeful and anti-war song that uses Christmas as a symbol of peace.
Unconventional Christmas Music: - "There Ain't No Sanity Clause" by The Damned: A punk rock song that mocks the idea of Santa Claus.
- "Slashed Wrists This Christmas" by Gruff Rhys: A dark and disturbing song about the dark side of the holidays.
- "Alone on Christmas" by Emerson Brophy: A snarky and sarcastic song about being alone during Christmas.
- "I Hate Christmas" by The Killers: An alternative rock song that expresses frustration and anger towards the holiday season.
Additionally:
- You can explore full playlists dedicated to anti-Christmas music on various streaming platforms like Spotify and YouTube.
- Consider searching for songs by artists known for their dark or cynical lyrics, such as Leonard Cohen, The Smiths, or Radiohead.
Remember, not everyone loves Christmas, and there's no shame in enjoying music that reflects that sentiment. So put on your favorite anti-Christmas playlist and embrace the Grinch within!
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